why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
album art
Some people wanna watch the world burn
(via r0ki)
You Cannot Handle My Girth Laquisha
Person 2: I silently walk up behind you and cover your eyes as we enter the pool.
Person 1: What?! Who is that?! I wave my hands about and knock your boob by accident
Person 2: I chuckle as I take off my fake breasts and put my dick in your butt as I reveal that I am really Gary Oak Pokemon Master
Person 1: weirdo
Person 2: Take It Ash Take it!
Person 1: Ignoring you now
Person 2 You can’t ignore my girth
Can we all appreciate how funny this girl is!
- Emma: Omg did you see that guys eyebrows?
- Rhian: Omg yes I was just about to say that they are huge!
- Emma: They look like caterpillars
- Rhian: Yeah the hungry caterpillar
- Emma: No, the hungry caterpillar never got that big! They need to turn into a butterfly and fuck off
- Rhian: omfg haha!
- Emma: Compared to her anorexic eyebrows, gonna get eaten!
